Hobbywhores Merch

  • $20.00

Hobbywhores Merch

Here you have it - the line of merchandise you never asked for but are getting anyway! Make every day a Smugshot with our selection of random guff.

We have lovely fluffy hoodies and comfy tees, sized for real life people who enjoy a bag of Space Raiders (or 5).

Our tote bags hold either 6 bags of Tayto, a couple of bottles of Prosecco, or at least two fluffy rabbits.

We even have a pencil case which is handy for holding your crochet needles, colouring pencils, Tena lady, tampax or buzzy battery-powered chum.


T-shirts £15
Hoodies £22
Tote Bag* £7.5

Pencil Case £8

Just choose the item and the colour - t-shirts, hoodies and totes are available in yellow or black. Pencil cases are only available in Black.


Full Width (around ) Length
X-Small  UK 8-10 36" (92cm) 26" (66cm)
Small UK 10-12 38" (96cm) 27" (68cm)
Medium UK 12-14 40" (102cm) 28" (71cm)
Large UK 14-16 44" (112cm) 29" (74cm)
XL UK 16-18 46" (117cm) 30" (76cm)
XXL UK 18-20 49" (124cm) 31" (81cm)
XXXL UK 20-22 54" (137cm) 32" (81cm)

*Please note, bunny not included