Mother Of God! If you're H (or aitch), then you'll love these...(100% unofficial Merch)
Jesus & Mary & Joseph & The wee donkey.
MOTHER OF GOD
NOW WE'RE SUCKIN' DIESEL FELLA.
I Didn't Float Up The Lagan In A Bubble.
Stop Making A Tit Of Yourself And Piss Off.
Haud Yer Wheesht
I'M H, SO I AM.
Wee Gob-Shite
Roses are red, violets are blue, Even the wee donkey Knows I fancy you.